Celebaby: Twilight's Jasper Has A Baby!
Twilight's Jasper has a baby! When did that happen?! Well, back in July is the answer to that question and obviously, he didn't give birth personally - his girlfriend did.
Now I like the Twilight movies and books as much as the next non-Twihard person but I had to look up which character Jackson Rathbone played; I couldn't tell by looking at the pictures of him carrying his little two-month old baby and even having done that I still wouldn't have said, having been shown his normal life pictures, "Oh, he plays Jasper in Twilight!"
How do they DO that? Make them look so different, with just a pair of black or hazel coloured contact lenses and some pale foundation!? Crazy.
Anyway, now I know - Jackson Rathbone plays Jasper Hale, Alice's boyfriend, in Twilight and he has a two-month old son named Monroe Jackson Rathbone IV.
The fourth?! Seriously? What is with that? I can't help it, it always makes me laugh and I can't decide if it's because it just sounds so pretentious or shows a shocking lack of imagination!
I didn't know, either, that Jackson has a band called 100 Monkeys (it seems I don't know very much at all these days) and he met his girlfriend, Sheila Hatsadi, when he was on tour with them.
He's also done the 'daddy thing' and sold two of his cars (which would suggest he had at least three) and bought himself a family friendly SUV for ferrying the family around in.
So there you go - some celebaby news that you either knew or you didn't and if you didn't, you do now!
Oh, one last thing - have a look at the picture again, would YOU know that was Jasper from Twilight if I hadn't told you?!!