Celebaby: Pregnant Penelope
Penelope Cruz is up the duff and I'm beginning to think it's either:
- Becoming more popular to keep your baby news under wraps until you can't hide your bump any longer; OR
- The press no longer cares about some of these - how can I put this nicely..? - less-box-office-newspaper-headline-worthy-than-they-used-to-be celebs, so the news isn't 'news' until there's nothing else to write about.
I say this because Penelope is quite a long way down the nine months line already. She's very excited, by all accounts, too, and has had this to say on motherhood in general:
From the first second, you feel so much love. It is a revolutionary experience. That's the best way I can describe it. It transforms you completely, in a second. Nature is very wise and gives you nine months to prepare, but in that moment, when you see that face, you are transformed forever
What a load of old flowery waffle, I bet she doesn't feel quite so gushy when two-year-old Leo is kicking off and throwing a paddy!