Celebaby: Bitchy Mamas
What lovely role models for their children, and impressionable teenage girls, Katie Price and Kerry Katona are! Real ambassadors for the female species!
I really can't say most of the things I'd like to, for fear of 1) getting the sack and 2) ending up in court on various charges - but I can't help feeling the world would be a better place with them banished to obscurity.
This is obviously something both are terrified of, hence the endless and very tedious ongoing slagging-off of each other that's been going on since 2007.
I was abroad recently and thankfully, where I was, no one really knows who they are - they really are very Z-list overseas - but I'm telling you, if someone asked me nationality and said, "British? Like Katie Price or Kerry Katona?" I'd LIE and say I was from Outer Mongolia or anywhere to be disassociated with these horrendous women.
The latest is Kerry shouting her mouth off saying she'd take Katie in a fight any day! WHO CARES??!!!
It's the kids I feel sorry for - with their mothers acting like children in a playground, what chance do THEY have!?