Celebaby: A Kardashian In The Club And Beyonce On Hot Sauce
I am proud to declare that I have never watched anything on TV that features the Kardashians. The extent of my knowledge about them is as a direct result of flicking through trash magazines looking for Celebaby news to tell you about.
There have been tons of pregnancy rumours flying around about Kim Kardashian - the one who's marriage increasingly looks to have been one of the biggest publicity stunts EVER - and plenty of denials.
Rumours are also multiplying, faster than the Kardashians, about Beyonce's pregnancy cravings - hot sauce on ice cream anyone?
Do all the Kardasian sisters names begin with a K...? If they do, I think that's a bit krass (yes, I know it should be spelt with a C but then it wouldn't fit with my K thing would it!) although not as crass as Daniel Craig thinks the entire family are.
With news that Kourtney Kardashian (no idea what she's famous for, other being a sister who's name begins with K), not Kim, is expecting her second child, the hunky James Bond actor has slammed them all for selling their private lives and subsequently complaining they have no privacy.
He didn't mince his words either, he called them 'naughty F word' idiots! During an interview with GQ magazine, it went something like this...
"It's not about being afraid to be public with your emotions or about who you are and what you stand for. But if you sell it off it's gone.
You can't buy it back - you can't buy your privacy back. Ooh I want to be alone. F*** you. We've been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta and now you want some privacy?
Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think "what, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f***ing idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?" I'm not judging it - well, I am obviously."
I love that last comment - 'I'm not judging it' hahahaa. But, I have to say, I agree with him one hundred percent - you can't sell your soul to the devil and then ask for it back.
Never mind what I think though, if you're a Kardashian fan then there's another bump for you to watch over the coming months, and plenty of them as she's only nine weeks gone.
Hot Sauce on Ice Cream
Hot sauce on ice cream along with tomato ketchup on everything are just two of the gross pregnancy cravings Beyonce has been reported to be experiencing.
Well, during a recent interview she's set the record straight as far as those particular rumours are concerned. She was asked whether she'd had any outlandish pregnancy cravings...
"Not really anything crazy," she said, "I read that I like ketchup on everything," and went on to reveal it wasn't true. She also told how she'd been on a plane when a flight attendant, who thought he was being helpful, ended up looking rather silly...
"...the flight attendant came and was like, "I have your hot sauce and pickles and bananas" and I'm like, "that is disgusting! What are you doing?" And he's like, "I read it on the internet!""
Shame, poor guy, can you imagine how embarrassed he must have been?! If there were parachutes on board I bet he'd have been tempted to use one!
TOPICS: News and Recalls