Pre-Order Your Grow A D*ck Kit For Just £9.99

These chillies will give you the willies!
Pre-Order Your Grow A D*ck Kit For Just £9.99

I like a fiery chilli in my mouth, but funnily enough my lips clamped shut when I saw this particular variety. They are rather penis shaped, which makes them hilarious of course. If you want to get your hands on some, erm phallic shaped spicy vegetables (or are they a fruit?), then you need the Grow A Dick Kit from Firebox.com.

Grow A Dick Kit

Know someone that needs some willy chillies in their life? Get them the Grow a Dick Kit - it's been so popular at £9.99 that it's currently sold out. You can pre-order it from Firebox.com though, so as soon as it's back in stock it'll be shipped straight to you.

The kit consists of a little cube, and all you have to do is peel back the label, and water. Ensuring the soil is moist, and the cube is somewhere warm and bright, you'll get little angry, red edible penises in around 12-18 days.

All smut aside, once the plant is producing, you can transfer it to somewhere that it can grow more. The cube that it comes in to grow, is totally eco-friendly and will even decompose into coconut fibre fertiliser - which can be used to nourish your plant.

This is a great gift idea, perhaps a cheeky one for Father's Day, just not for the Teacher's end of year pressie.

Willy Chillies

So, you want your own willy chillies, but you don't want to fork out £9.99 for them, nor do you want to wait for them to come back into stock. Well, you can thank us later, but we have found the seeds available on eBay*from just 99p delivered.

Ah think of the fun you could have... sprinkle some into next door's garden and see the shock as they realise they have penis chillies in their garden or fill some ceramic planters out the front and watch every visitor look twice.

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  • Lynne C.

    spice up yer currys :rolling_eyes::joy::joy:

    • Jade L.

      When cross a bell pepper with a chilli. You get a bell chilli :see_no_evil:

      • Christy W.

        Feeling cold? Get yourself a Chilli Willy :hot_pepper::joy: