I am always stuck for something funny to get my younger brother for Christmas. Sure, I get him something nice but he's my wee bro so I make sure I give him a joke present too. I have exhausted the usual Christmas Novelties of hideous jumpers to turkey shaped hats but this year I have found a cracker... the Christmas Dinner in a Matchbox.
Yes, you read right, I said 'Christmas Dinner in a Matchbox'. You are probably scratching your head right now as to what on earth that may consist of but let me tell you... it's three striped boiling sweeties.
They come with a little menu card: Green is Sage and Onion Stuffing, Yellow is Roast Turkey and Red is Christmas Pudding. Mmm? I think not.
These cool Christmas Dinner in a Matchbox novelties come from Not On The High Street.com and costs £5.99 plus £1.75 delivery. Worth it if you want to make someone laugh on Christmas Day.