Oh Pip, what have you done? Since it featured on Phillip Schofield's How To Spend It Well At Christmas absolutely every kid is hoping for a Stretchy Poo toy in their Christmas stocking! Suddenly these must-have stocking filler toys are becoming as rare as rocking horse sh*t (rather appropriately), but we're here to help you locate the faecal favourite.
Novelty Stretchy Poo Toys
- Amazon* £3.99
- The Entertainer* £3 (in store only)
- Smyths£1.49 (in store only, limited stocks)
- eBay* from £3.49, various sellers
Out of stock
What's the appeal of these novelty stretchy poo toys? Well I can tell you as Father Christmas very kindly put these in my boys' Christmas stockings last year. They're just as they sound; a brown squishie, shaped like a poo, filled with sand so they can be stretched and moulded into shapes before slowly returning back to their original shape.
The ones in our house are still going strong (though one has lost an eye), and they're just as good as other stress relief squishies, only you can have extra fun by popping the t*rd in unexpected places and pranking the family.
I did only pay £1 for this toy last year, but the price has just jumped up with the Schofe effect, so you'll likely pay nearer to £3 for one this Christmas.