Plush Talking Shrek £6.99 @ Amazon
I love Shrek.
Well I don't actually love Shrek HIMSELF - I'll leave that to Princess Fiona - but I do love the movies.
They are so very clever and great for kids and adults due to the double-layer humour; the grown-up humour will pass the little ones by whilst amusing us grown-ups rather a lot.
I think I'll also leave ownership of a plush talking Shrek to the kids as well (I really don't feel the need to have one) and if you have a little Shrek fan in your household then I can, pretty much, guarantee they're going to love him...
"My 2 year old nephew loves Shrek and loves this toy - and he loves repeating the words! He carries it everywhere he goes! A great buy," and "Bought this for my grandaughter as she loves the shrek movies shes only 17 mths but loves the toy it goes everywhere with her," are what two reviewers have to say about him.
Talking Shrek is 28cms tall and says the following phrases, when you press his stomach: "Burp! Pardon Me - better out than in I always say", "I'm a terrifying Ogre!!", "For your information, there's a lot more to Ogres than people think", "My butt is itching up a storm!!"
Delivery is free, of course, with the Amazon SuperSaver delivery deal which usually takes between three or four working days.
Or you can choose from various other paid for options if you need/would like to be talking with Shrek a little sooner -
Thanks to wishihadadonkey at HUKD (he can have one now actually, as there's also a plush Talking Donkey, he's £9.99 instead of £11.99.