I feel dirty already, and I'm really sorry, but there are FREE Lego toys up for grabs here!
First things first, get your diaries out and make a note to buy the Daily Mirror NEXT Saturday 23 October; next enter it into your mobile phone calendar and set and alarm for it, then write 'buy a certain trashy newspaper on Saturday to get free Lego toys' on several post-it notes and stick them around the house.
The next thing you need to do is plot how you're going to get someone ELSE to buy this fabulous example of highbrow daily journalism on your behalf, so you don't have to endure the shame - you've got six days, including today.
So what's the deal? There isn't anything to click on for this one - you'll have to lock up your inner-hermit and actually go outside, but for free Lego toys, which will make ace stocking fillers, you can do it!
There are going to be 10 different toys to collect and you need to buy the (news)paper daily to collect a token for each one (the Daily Mirror is 45p and the Sunday Mirror 65p - I reckon there should be a decimal point in those prices somewhere, but still...).
You can either redeem your free Lego toy tokens by post or collect them each day - usually from a Toys R Us or WHSmiths - and people, over at HUKD, who got them last year say they were great.
So there you go - FREE Lego toys...if you can bring yourself, or bribe someone else, to buy the Daily Mirror!
*Digs out embarrassing photos of the Teenagers to 'persuade' them to go and do the dirty work*
Thanks to barneydog over at HUKD!