If there was ever something I didn't need but wanted it would be an Adult Mermaid Tail Blanket.
Whilst I'd like to think of me lying like a beautiful mermaid on a Saturday night watching XFactor, the reality is more beached whale wedged between a bag of Doritos and a Chinese Takeaway.
That's not going to stop me buying one though. Especially, now that Wowcher have them for just £15.99, with a £3.99 delivery charge.
Apparently, they normally sell for £69.99, which is a bit crazy if you ask me.
The Adult Mermaid Tail Blanket is knitted and comes in a choice of five colours: pink, purple or blue.
It measures 190cm x 90cm so most adults should fit in it.
How to order one?
Use the link above, click 'BUY', then complete your purchase. You'll then be sent a unique code via email and a link to the redemption page.
Then it's just a case of entering your code and delivery details, selecting your colour and waiting patiently for the post to arrive.