It's a mystery to me how anyone could hate Christmas, but many do. If you fall into the "Bah Humbug" category then we have something rather special just for you. The Misfortune Cookies Anti-Advent-Calendar - Gruesome Christmas. It's not cheap at £27.99, and you can take comfort in the fact there must be others like you out there, because they can't keep this in stock!
What does can a Christmas hater expect to find in the Misfortune Cookies Anti-Advent Calendar? 24 Misfortune Cookies - each containing a message of misery. Think black humour and grim jokes.
The cookies are black in colour but taste like a traditional Fortune Cookie. They are suitable for Vegans too.
Like I said above, these are out of stock more than they are in. It's because they are freakin' hilarious and ironic of course. If you hate Christmas then the thought of an Anti-Advent Calendar is genius.
Delivery is £3.99!