Okay, so I had to rub my eyes a couple of times when I first saw the Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow on Firebox. Yes, it is a giant pillow in the shape of a willy, oh and it's got a wee face on it too. If I had a spare £39.99, I would be buying one of these for my single gal pal's Valentine's pressie. Her face would be priceless.
Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
What does one need a Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow for? Well they are good for snuggling on a cold, lonely night or for those of you that are pregnant - sure, it was one of these that got you in your current state, but it'll ease your bedtime aches and pains.
At 4ft tall, this will be the biggest you've ever seen... I'm talking about pillows of course. As it's so big, it really is great for taking to bed. Straddle it, roll on it, do whatever it takes for a decent night's sleep.
Find the phallic shape too intimidating? You won't when you see Jumbo Pierre's cheeky smiley face.
Oh and there's a choice of three colours: black, brown or white.
These are fun, but if you prefer them on the smaller side, then opt for the World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis* at just £6.99.
Delivery is from £3.99, or free when you spend £40+.