But that's what you can win if you enter this competition: three nights in Marrakesh staying at a luxury B&B.
Closing date for entries is 30 November and the answers to the questions are: Ashby-de-la-Zouch Canal and Bruntingthorpe Aerodrome.
If you're in the iPad 2 market then you might want to try your hand at winning one before you buy one, otherwise you could end up with two - mind you, that might appeal to some of you.
But the prize for this competition isn't just any old iPad 2, oh no! This one will be a personalised 16gb iPad 2 - which probably means your name engraved in the tiniest lettering you've ever seen ;-) - complete with smart cover.
The answer is 1993 and you need to get your entries in before 30 November.
If you love books then you'll want to enter this competition to win £100 National Book Tokens every month.
Just fill in your details to enter and the closing date for entries is 1 November 2013 <------ yes, 2013 apparently, although I can't find that date anywhere in the small print. If it's correct, don't say I never give you any time to enter competitions!
If you're in need of a new camera, or just fancy a new one, then enter this competition to win a Nikon COOLPIX P300s.
I can't say much about Nikons, as I'm a loyal Canon girl, but I do know a lot of photographers with them who adore their 'dark side' photographic equipment.
The Nikon COOLPIX P300s is worth £249.99 and has the boasts the following features (among lots of others), just in case the tech' spec' means anything to you:
- Bright f/1.8 NIKKOR ultra wide-angle 24mm lens
- Back illuminated 12.2 megapixel CMOS image sensor
- Exposure Modes (P/S/A/M)
- Full (1080p) HD movie recording
Thanks to andywedge, portwest, cebray and haigythescotsman at HUKD & Loquax!