Man 1 - My wife and I booked a holiday to a Carribean Island today...
Man 2 - Jamaica?
Man 1 - No she chose it of her own free will.
Well I always thought it was funny; crashing on!
If you're the lucky winner of this competition then you'll be jetting off to Jamaica for a week - you can even take someone with you!
The answer is 'Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow' and the closing date for entries is 15 September.
If you're a Doctor Who fan then you'll want to enter this competition for the chance to win tickets to the Doctor Who Experience at Olympia in London.
If you win one of the family tickets (2 adults and 2 children, or 1 adult and 3 children) then you'll step through a crack in time to become the Doctor's companion on an adventure allowing you to join the Doctor on a journey through time and space, encountering some of the best-loved and scariest monsters from the hit international television series.
You'll also see special scenes filmed with Matt Smith as the Doctor, combined with amazing special effects and the chance to enter a recreation of the modern TARDIS.
Just fill in your details before 5 September.
I've written about these funny wooden Bit Bikes before - they still remind me of the bikes in Tron!
They retail in the UK for around £90 and if you'd rather win a Bit Bike than buy one, then enter this competition.
Just register with dadzclub.com and enter before 20 September.
The Guardian newspaper are currently running a laptop competition.
There are two HP Envy laptops to be won - the full spec' and blurb is on the competition page - but they have all the usual laptop features that you'd want.
The closing date for entries is 22 September and you just have to hand over your details to be entered.
Thanks to haigythescotsman, bambu, billyoftheknight and grecophile at HUKD