The only way for her to go would be to win tickets to go. Personally, I can't think of anything I'd like to do less; actually, that's a lie - there are plenty of things I'd like to do less, let's just say 'going to Glasto' isn't one of the things on my bucket list.
If it's on yours then enter this competition to win one of 25 pairs Glastonbury tickets that are going begging - you just need to hand over your details before 25 May to be in with a chance.
Fancy a trip to Japan? A friend of mine has recently returned to the UK after living in Japan for five or so years - he says it's an amazing place, if not a little weird and quirky in places.
And if you're a MotoGP fan too, then this competition will really appeal to you, because there is hotel to race track transfer and return travel. VIP hospitality at the MotoGP race circuit, including food and drinks for qualifying and race day.
Escorted access to the Pit garage, paddock and hospitality and return transfers are also included, as well as optional day excursions to Mount Fuji and Yamaha Motor Museum - properly AWESOME!
Just register, log in, and enter your details before 1 November.
Thanks to telephone100 and andywedge at HUKD