In today's celebaby, Sandra Bullock's divorce to Jesse James is finalised and the Jolie-Pitt twins turn two!

Anything to Declare?

Sandra Bullock was spotted at the airport with six-month-old Louis Bardo on their way to Austin, Texas. Does she have anything to declare?

“He’s just perfect," she says, "I can’t even describe him any other way!”

Sandra adopted her little ray of sunshine, who was born in January, shortly before she called time on her marriage to Jesse James in April.

'Sources' (what would the gossip columns do without all of these friendly sources willing to dish the dirt?) have said that whilst the divorce is now all done and dusted, the couple will continue to be in contact and share parental duties for James' children Sunny (6), Jesse Jr (12) and Chandler (15).

At least those kiddies are going to have one decent parental role model in their lives to look up to!

Here Come The Terrible Twos!

Give me the terrible-twos over terrible-teenage-tantrums ANY DAY!

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt turned two yesterday - my goodness, it only seems yesterday that they were born! It's utterly terrifying how quickly time is flying by!

At the tender age of two the twins, along with the rest of Team Brangelina, are already widely travelled. Whilst I can't identify with the HUGE family ethos that Angelina and Brad have, I can completely relate to moving around a lot.

Angelina says it was purely as a result of not finding quite the right place where they all wanted to settle.  She also went on to say that she wanted them to be able to...

"...find home wherever they are in the world, andwhere they can find friends wherever they are in the world."

I find myself agreeing with this , home should definitely be where the heart is and not the bricks and mortar you live in.

Happy birthday to Knox and Vivienne!

Now, I'm all for everyone having the right to choose what they do with their lives. But when those choices are NOT good and they impact on children, then I start to wonder whether some people just shouldn't be allowed to procreate at ALL!

"My daughter love Sandra more than me!"

This is the lament of Jesse James' ex-wife. Porn star and self-confessed drug addict, Janine Lindemulder, is currently fighting for custody of her six-year-old daughter, Sunny.

In documents lodged with the court late last week, she complained, "All Sunny talks about is Sandy, Sandy!"

She also went on to say, "I am so depressed. Sun is suffering. I can't even find the energy to play with her. It's 9:30 and I don't even know what she ate today... Not being awake makes everything better."

Lindemulder has also admitted she agreed to spend the night with a man for $25,000...yep, all looking GREAT there for winnng custody Janine and I can't possibly see why on EARTH your daughter would prefer to be with Sandra Bullock than you!

No Alcohol for Jordan

Talking of people who should procreate, Jordan and Alex held their umpteenth wedding farce at the weekend - I've lost track of how many weddings, blessings and curses they seem to have had already.

Jordan has fuelled the rumour-fire that she might be pregnant already by not touching a drop of alcohol for the entire day; I am truly scared, please let this not be true, please don't let another innocent  little person be born into this hateful pantomime.

I really couldn't care less, but apparently the day was full of the anticipated drama and digs at Pete - who must thank his lucky stars EVERY day he wakes up not being married to her anymore.

Oh, and 'behind the scenes' - would someone like to tell me when Jordan does ANYTHING behind the scenes..? - Katie is scared that Alex is going to cheat on her. That Source with the big mouth has been blabbering to the press again saying, "Alex insists he's in love with her but she's convinced he'll end up cheating."

You know, I wouldnt' be surprised if 'the Source' isn't one day revealed as being Katie herself...

(it also amuses me greatly that it looks like she's eating cheese and pineapple on a stick in the above photograph - class!)

Poor Sandra Bullock, she's discovered the delight that is the torture of sleep deprivation and Mariah announces that it's a GIRL!

Whilst you WEREN'T sleeping!

Back in May we revealed that Sandra Bullock had secretly adopted a cute little chap named Louis.

It seems that even frequently surviving on three hours sleep a night (I know what that's like!) hasn't done anything to dampen her new-found motherhood spirits and she's more smitten with him every day; she's also learning LOADS!

"I have been surprised by the fact that I really only need 3 hours of sleep," she says, "I have learned that a little person screaming at the top of his lungs can mean six things…and I will figure out which one it is and fix it."

I rejoiced in the revelation that Sandra's well and truly in the motherhood game, no staff or nannies employed to do the 'dirty work' so she can just enjoy all the nice cute bits, Sandra is very clear on that matter, "I don’t want anyone else to have the pleasure of changing poopy diapers but me!"

You've got to love her!

Mariah Announces 'It's a GIRL!' on Twitter

Last week, we mused over the rumours as to whether Mariah Carey is, or isn't, pregnant.

Now maybe I'm just reading far too much into everything but her Twitter announcement made earlier that 'It's a GIRL!' was surely designed to tease us further!

However, it was with reference to her dog 'ChaCha' who had just had a little girl puppy...

"ChaCha just had her baby! Its a girl! Anybody want a beautiful Jack Russell puppy?!"

I'm not a huge fan of dogs that are smaller than my cat, but I have to admit that this picture of ChaCha with her new daughter and a little toy pig is pretty cute.  The puppy doesn't have a name yet and is simply being called 'DaBaby'....hmmm, another baby reference (I'd make a great conspiracy theorist!) is there mischief behind that name too I wonder....?

Who knows?  But it's quite fun guessing.

Sandra Bullock on adoption and divorce and Rachel Steven's preggars announcement are the topcis of today's celebaby edition.

Secret Adoption for Sandra Bullock!

I really like Sandra Bullock; she seems to be one of those down-to-earth celebrity gals who you feel you'd be able to just sit and have coffee with.

She's finally had enough of hubby Jesse James' antics, revealing that she's filed for divorce along with the fact that they adopted a baby back in JANUARY!!!  I've no idea how they managed to keep that one under wraps; don't tell me you can't keep secrets in Hollywood because I won't believe you!

"He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way," Sandra revealed exclusively to PEOPLE magazine, "it's like he's always been a part of our lives."

Louis Bardo Bullock is three-and-a-half months old and was born in New Orleans and I have to say he's a little smasher!  Sandra is now finalising the adoption as a single parent and I reckon she'll do a great job.

Baby Annoucement for Rachel Stevens

How can Rachel Stevens be 32?!  I still see her as being about 20 with all the other youngsters of SClub7!  But no, she's all grown-up and got married to long-time boyfriend Alex Bourne back in August last year.

Earlier this week Rachel was quoted as saying...

"We’d absolutely love to have children. I think having children is the most amazing thing. I don’t think I can tell what kind of mum I’d be until I go through it. It’s such a life-changing thing."

Then THE announcement was finally made on Thursday through Rachel's spokesperson:

"‘We are delighted to announce that Rachel Stevens and her husband Alex are expecting their first baby later this year."

November in fact; so that's both Rachel and Kelly Preston due just before Crimbo - watch out for lots of cute family magazine photo shoots taken under the Christmas tree and in front of roaring fires then!