Hair today, gone tomorrow?  Well it's definitely 'hair today' for Blue Ivy and sort of 'gone tomorrow' for Madonna's daughter, Lourdes.

Blue Ivy

Have you seen the pictures of Blue Ivy, that Beyonce and Jay Z released, on the BLOG they've set up for her?! Have you EVER seen a child born with so much hair in all your life?! I haven't, nor for that matter a few-hours-old newborn looking less newborn!

Where is the 'I've been squashed up inside for months and months' look that most newborn babies have? I can only conclude they're not immediate post-birth photos, and if they are then how DARE Beyonce look so polished, with her hair looking all bouncy and not an hint of exhaustion etched on her face.

There are rumours floating around that a $14 MILLION glossy magazine offer was turned down and this method, clearly, chosen instead.

It'll be interesting to see how these luscious locks develop over the coming weeks and months - I can't say years, I think I might have lost the will to live by then!

Lourdes

Lourdes has done that half head shaving thing! Perhaps it's a sign that I'm creeping ever closer to that 40-years-old milestone, but I do NOT like this look! Whatsername - the girl who assaulted our aural senses with that hideous Swagger Jagger song, SHE cut her hair like this and it looked ridiculous.

Rhianna has had her hair like this and also looked ridiculous, along with Willow Smith. GIRLS, it does not look cool! It just looks like you were shaving all your hair off when the power went off and didn't come back on before you had to leave the house!

It's just weird and incredibly unattractive too, in my opinion.  What do you think - right on trend or right on ridiculous?

I know Madonna looks great in the airbrushed, plastered with makeup photographs that we all see in the papers and magazines, and it's great that she's keeping in shape BUT...does she REALLY have to keep romping around in leotards that are best left where they belong, like back in the 80s or on very young Prima ballerinas!

Madonna and her daughter, Lourdes, were out on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair party last night; Madonna wearing a bit of black lace, black fishnet tights, a leotard and a pair of high heels whilst Lourdes looked positively covered up in her white, patterned strappy dress.

By all accounts she was heard to plead, "Mum!  Do you have to?!" everytime Madonna posed her butt cheeks for the delighted press snappers in attendance.

Last year the mother and daughter pair launched their own fashion range together - Material Girl (perhaps they ran out of material for Madonna's party outfit...) - and speaking to Access Hollywood recently, Lourdes said...

"(My mom) does actually (borrow my clothes). I go into her closet - I'm not supposed to take things without asking, but she's always taking things without asking.

I mean, she gets mad at me when I take things without asking her, but... she has such amazing like clothes, so it's like kind of annoying sometimes... She wears my shoes a lot and she wears my accessories."

I don't think 14-year-old Lourdes will be borrowing the 'Black Lace' outfit anytime soon (and now I've got Agadoo going round and round in my head, thanks Madonna!)

In today's Celebaby we get a sneak preview at the new fashion range designed by Madonna and her daughter, Lourdes, and at long last see the Jackson children enjoying some freedom and having FUN!

Material Girl Mk II

If someone would like to tell me exactly WHEN Lourdes grew up that would be great, because the last time I looked she was about five!

Now, at the tender age of just 13,  she's about to launch a new clothing range for teenage girls in collaboration with her mega star mother.

Luckily for us mother's with teenage daughters can breath a sigh of relief as it's currently only available at Macys (GREAT shop!) so we won't have to run the gauntlet of teenage tantrums when we say 'NO!'

According to the Daily Mail, the style, "combines vintage Madonna with 13-year-old Lourdes' fresh style in a line that includes skinny jeans, strapless mini-dresses and naturally - a corset or two."

Can't say I'd let my 14 year old daughter out wearing a corset or lace gloves, but then I was never into that when Madonna was wearing it either.

Apparently Madonna wishes her daughter would dress more conservatively....hmmmm, the words pot, kettle and black spring to mind here, but she did have this to say about their new clothing range...

"I think this line is absolutely an extension of her taste. We like to combine a plaid or a flannel with a lace, or leather with lace or rhinestones. So we mix and match textures and fabrics and elements that are both masculine and feminine."

Nice...I still wouldn't buy it, even if I didn't have to fly over to Macy's for the privilege!

Jackson Jollies

Maybe it's just me but...WHEN did Michael Jackson's kids grow up??!!

It's a year since Michael Jackson died and if ever there was an ultimate Celebaby family then the Jacksons would be it surely.

I can't even begin to imagine what it must be like to be the child of someone SO famous, notorious and have courted such controversy.

The enduring images I have are the infamous 'baby dangling over the balcony' one and the kids with their faces covered by scarves.

I'm more than happy to replace those mental pictures with these images of the Jackson children having a great time on a beach in Hawaii - this is what childhoods are all about, playing and having fun!

Paris (12), Prince Michael (13) and Blanket (8) were taken out and allowed to run free by their grandmother Katherine, who has revealed that they have no friends and will be going to school for the first time in September having been previously educated at home.

You can't help but feel for these kids and hopefully they'll be allowed to develop with some sort of normality- well as much as they can ever have bearing in mind their heritage.