My youngest son was thrilled when I told him that the box on the table had some Paul Lamond games in it that I needed him to play.

"Are they for a review?" he asked.

"Yes, they are," I replied.

"Are you going to pay me to play them?" he queried.

"Erm...should I?" I asked, in return.

"I think it's only fair!" he declared; I'm doomed and he's destined for greatness!