What a mish-mash of baby news I have lined up for you today (I use the word 'news' very lightly by the way)! Alex Reid has been to Parliament and had lunch with two MPs (I kid you not!), Michelle Heaton has had one of the most badly drawn tattoos I've seen in a very long time and Beyonce is hailed as being back in shape, I think she just looks overweight!
Alex Reid
I tell you, it's stranger than fiction - Alex Reid attended Prime Minister's Questions at the House of Commons yesterday, went and had lunch with a couple of MPs and then tweeted, "Fantastic lunch meeting with @sharongodgsonMP @robertawMP let's get this country sorted!"
Are you KIDDING ME?! I know I've been out of the country for a month but to come back and find Alex Reid mixing with members of parliament, and wanting to change the world is all a bit much!
He attended PMQs and had lunch with MP Sharon Hodgson, Shadow Minister for Children and Families, and MP Roberta Blackman-Woods, Shadow Minister for Planning, because he has decided to go a bit Jamie Oliver on us and wants to improve the state of the nation's school dinners.
Who'd have thought it! It could be one of the biggest personality turnarounds in history - from cage-fighter and ex trollop's husband (I'm talking about Katie Price there, not Chantelle - although maybe in the future that might read 'ex trollops' husband!') to MP and fighter for national causes!
Michelle Heaton
Michelle Heaton had a baby girl back on 12 January and called her Faith - I tell, you that little girly's going to need a ton of the stuff as Katie Price is going to be her god mother!
To mark the momentous occasion she's had a tattoo - the name Faith with three red love hearts underneath - and it looks as though someone did it following a Tattooing for Dummies book, it really is very badly done! What do you think?

Beyonce
Now, Beyonce's always been curvy but to say she's back in shape (at least from the pictures I've seen) is jumping the gun a bit!
I. DON'T. SEE. IT! She just looks overweight to me. It's funny, if she was a different celeb' the press would be calling her fat - it seems there's one 'curvy rule' for one and a 'skinny rule' for another. No wonder so many people just give up and eat chocolate!
And you remember the fake preggy belly rumours from a few months ago? Well those whispers have started again in light of her 'back in shape' look- the entire celebrity world has gone MAD!












I'm still stunned at the trauma some people go through when trying to build their family - in recent years we only have to look at Lily Cooper and Amanda Holden to feel truly blessed when any of our parenthood journeys are uneventful.
I'm tired of all the bitching, complaining, backstabbing and general 'bleurgh' that's going on - Peter and Katie are at it again (arguing and being 'mean' to each other in public, rather than 'at it'), Halle Berry and her ex, Gabriel Aubry, have been digging at each other and throwing legal action around for at least the last 18 months; so much so, in fact, that a judge has ordered them to take parenting classes for the sake of their daughter Nahla!
Everywhere I look at the moment, it seems, I'm coming face-to-face with image of both David and Victoria Beckham in their underwear! Now, I'm not complaining about seeing David in his pants per say, but there is a limit - please, Beckhams, put some clothes on!
Nancy Cameron
Yesterday it was reported that Amanda Holden had been in hospital under observation since Monday. She checked herself in and as a result had to miss filming in Blackpool for the new series of Britain's Got Talent (mind you with some of the acts that audition, you could be forgiven for thinking otherwise!).
Celebrity nappies - I suppose it had to happen sooner or later; a range of baby products 'produced' by a celeb'.
There have been a few baby bumps out and about this week - the only one I paid more than a fleeting interest in is Jennifer Garner's bump, I think she's lovely (Jennifer, not the bump - I haven't taken to referring to her bump as 'she', the moment I do that is the time I quit!) and will tell about her on Tuesday.
There are a fair few celebrity daughters breaking into the modelling world - Annie Lennox's daughter is the new face of Karen Millen, Cindy Crawford's daughter is being used by Versace and Liam Gallagher and Meg Matthews' daughter has been shot by Mario Testino (I'd give almost anything to be photographed by him) and signed by Select model agency.
There's plenty of 'bla bla bla - its all so wonderful - yadda yadda yadda - it's all so magical' I could tell you about Beyonce, who's given her first interview since Blue Ivy was born, but I'm THAT bored of her I'd rather poke forks in my eyes - so instead I'm going to tell you about two old rockers - Paul Weller and Bob Geldof.
There's nothing fun going on in the world of Celebs and their babies just now - it's all boring, boring, boring!
Today's Celebaby is a mish-mash of a few bits and pieces featuring, briefly, Beyonce's baby get-away, Billie Piper's baby gender announcement and Ben Foden goes baby shopping.
Blue Ivy Carter
Today's Celebaby is about 'cats and kidneys' - Lily Copper's mum has let the proverbial cat out of the bag and Nick Cannon (Mr Mariah Carey) has kidney failure.
PHEW! I can sleep soundly in my bed again at night now knowing all that!
So, a quick bit of history just in case you don't know the main players in the public soap opera that is Christine Bleakley, Frank Lampard and Ellen Rivas' lives.
NO Beyonce Baby
The press and rumour writers have been going crazy since yesterday trying to figure out whether, and be the first to tell that, Beyonce has given birth to her baby daughter.
So, you're about to have a baby and thinking about who's going to be a good role model for your child along with looking after them as their own if, god forbid, anything terrible should happen to you.
Can you believe that Elton John and David Furnish's son, Zachary, is a year old already? Nor me, 2011 really has flown by and we have another bump to add to the list of celebs expecting new arrivals in 2012 - Andrea Corr of The Corrs fame has announced that she's expecting her first baby.
Well, either I've not been looking in the right places or Robert De Niro and Dido chose not to shout and scream their pregnancy minutiae from the roof tops!




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