There's plenty of 'bla bla bla - its all so wonderful - yadda yadda yadda - it's all so magical' I could tell you about Beyonce, who's given her first interview since Blue Ivy was born, but I'm THAT bored of her I'd rather poke forks in my eyes - so instead I'm going to tell you about two old rockers - Paul Weller and Bob Geldof.

Paul Weller

If you don't know who Paul Weller is then you're younger than me; if you are younger than me and you DO know who Paul Weller is then I salute you and you probably have your parents to thank for your fabulous musical taste.

Paul Weller, in case you didn't know, was the lead singer of a band called The Jam (they did Town Called Malice which was used in the Billy Elliot movie and is a fantastic piece of music) and went on to have a very successful solo career (if you're in the mood for new music , go and buy 'Wild Wood' by Paul Weller - it's superb!).