I can't keep up with the Bieber baby story! It's been one of the most fast-paced and 'gripping' Celebaby stories of the year - the plot thickens even more, or rather the seemingly thick plot seems to be getting thinner by the day.
There are a fair few baby bumps around too, and a suspected Kounikova-Iglesias one for the rumour mill to get their teeth into, after Anna was spotted looking a little baby bumpish on their yacht this week!
The Bieber Baby Plot Thickens
SO, this week the paternity case was on, then it was reported as being off but, apparently, never was and was very much still on and NOW who know whether it's on or off or what's going on!
According to today's press, the paternity case has been 'quietly' dropped but Justin is still going to submit to DNA test to prove things once and for all; his team have NOT been negotiating a settlement and categorically state they never will.
The new twist in the tale comes in the form of revealed text messages that Mariah Yeater sent to a friend earlier this week, which her (new) legal team are investigating (her previous attorney dropped her and her case - very wise move I reckon!).
Two of the messages in question are:
"Pleeease ERASE ALL MESSAGES from my mom where she says Tristyn is Robbie’s Son - I’ll kick u when we get paid. I’m trusting you pleeease,' along with, "Would you please stress to Robbie how important it is for him to be in his son’s life?"
Seriously, you've got to wonder did she sit down one day and think, "Wow, I could do with some extra cash. I wonder what I can do - get a job?Write a book? OOOOH! OOOH! I know!!! I'll claim that Justin Beiber is my son's father and then he'll pay me lots of money - I am genius!"
And so the story carries on; who KNOWS what revelations next week will bring!
Robert Downy Jr and his wife, Susan, are expecting their first baby in February and are currently in Hawaii on holiday - Mrs Downey Jr was papped earlier this week sporting her bump in a bikini and indulging in a bit of snorkelling.
Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias have set tongues waging! They've been spending time on their luxury yacht - jeez, it's got to be tough being them! - and the whispers are that Anna is looking a little more round around the middle than usual.
Well she could have just eaten a lot of pies BUT, what's really got people talking are the pictures of Enrique kissing her stomach. Is this a CLUE that there might be a little Iglesias-Kournikova on the way?!
Maybe, maybe not - it's unlikely there'll be a big glitzy announcement either as both of them are more than happy to keep their private lives private.
Alex Reid (ex-Mr Katie Price) and his new wife-to-be Chantelle Houghton are expecting their first baby - oooooh, you can bet that Katie's going to have something to say about that! - and Chantelle spoke to OK! Magazine this week saying:
"Oh my God! I'm pregnant. Let me through - I'm going to be the yummiest mummy there is. I'm milking it, trust me. I've told my friends and family, if I'm going through it, you're all going through it."
OH 'goody' - we'll all look forward to hearing about the minutae of everything for the next 29 weeks then; someone give me forks to poke in my eyes now!